CHRISTMAS IS COMING...FOR SOME..

Ok. Christmas pretty much is gonna be sorry as fuck for me this year. First of all, I'm missin my daughter's first Christmas cause her crazy ass mama is goin to afganistan, so she wanted her for christmas. Then, I'm 2100 miles away from my damn family. I'm stuck workin the whole christmas break, people come at me with they crazy ass problems.
So christmas day, I will be sittin in my very nice new home, in front of a fireplace, watchin the 52 inch plasma over it. Sounds ok huh. Fuck no!!!
So hear is the whole reason I'm writin this thing about christmas. I got this homeboy wit a serious problem. Ok, so he was tryin to sell his motorcycle right? Right. So he is spreadin the word all day everyday about this nice ass bike he has. Finally, he gets a call. Now let's go back, this whole time, he does not have a cell phone, he is using his wife's phone, (you will know why that matters later).
So hemeets a couple potential buyers and they all some damn flakers, and one muthafucka asked could he just rent the motorcycle risk free!!! That shit is retarted, stupid ass muthafucka this aint rent a center!! So he told that dunce hell naw, along with a couple others. Then, he gets a call and this got damn bam bam bigalow lookin ass muthafucka shows up (if you don't know who bam bam is, look him up). This guy was all about business and he quickly bought the motorcycle. Two days later, he calls back my boy to get the rest of the paperwork, but before he talked to him (my boy) he (bam bam) was on the phone with my boy's wife for 30 minutes.
He saw the bill and asked why was she on the phone with him so long and she said he was talkin bout how great of a ride he got now, (or of how great of a dick rider she was)... A week goes by and his neighbor sees bam bam comin out of his house while he is at work. This fool is fuckin his wife!!! Turns out, he thought that he and my boy was cool, so he thought he could just show up anytime he wanted and oh wait, fuck his wife too, cause she said his dick look like a vienna sausage,lol.
But then, the very next night, she tells him that she is goin out with friends. So he says ok, let's her go cause he trusts he and loves her right? Yea right.
He wakes up, looks at the clock and its 2 a.m, and there is people talkin outside and a car he never seen. He goes out his back door to sneak around behind the car and look inside and what does he see?
He sees his wife suckin bam bam dick!!!! This nigga must be mr. Nice guy cause he aint do shit!! He went back in the house and confronted her in the morning. What!!
I woulda gotdamn lou kang bicycle stomped that bitch(bam bam).
But anyways, he told her that he was gonna get some boys and beat the shit out of bam ass. She tells he if he does, she would kill him. I almost forgot, they got a damn 6 month old baby mixed in this shit.
So he says fuck you bitch, and this bitch stabs him on his arm, what the fuck!! So you know what he does after that, not a damn thing, this nigga is content as hell.
Now it has been a month and she won't let him see his baby so now what, he comes to me and askes me do I know a hitman!! This nigga serious mane and I thought he was jokin. So I was like yeah I know one and I gave him another one of my boys number. This nigga called right after I gave the number askin what they charge for accidental murder. Got damn this shit gettin crazy.
My other homeboy calls me laughin cause he played along with it for a couple minutes then he told him that he was no assassin.
So my boy calls me like, stop bull shittin man I'm fareal. So two days later I see him and this nigga got a writen contract for a double whammy, so they called it. (Accidental,public death) this shit real crazy now. This nigga payed $800 dollars for somebody to kill his wife!!!
On Christmas eve at 1149 pacific time. That shit is in dept like a muthafucka!! That shit aint even much cool man.
This nigga do everythang I tell him to do, should I smack the shit out of him and tell him to call that shit off, or should I do nothin about it. Comment on this shit people.
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